
If it Weren't for the Wind Tee | Classic Fit
Embroidered Upon Order, Just for You
Ships in 3-5 Days, Arrives in 5-9 Days
45-Day Returns
You know the drill. That perfect day, that perfect outfit... and then, the wind. We get it. Our "It Wouldn't Be So Bad If It Weren't For The Wind" tee is your subtle, knowing nod to that constant, breezy reality. This premium, soft-spun tee features the iconic phrase expertly embroidered, capturing a truth universally acknowledged by anyone who's lived through a truly blustery day.
It's more than just a shirt; it's a conversation starter, a shared sigh, and a testament to your resilient spirit (and perhaps your well-anchored hair). Wear it proudly, because some things, like the wind, are just part of the charm. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and a comfy fit, no matter which way the wind blows.
Fabric & Details
- Brand of Tee: Bella + Canvas
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed build
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size Chart
Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Chest (in) |
---|---|---|---|
XS | 27 | 16.5 | 31-24 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
XXL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
Care Guide
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron print over print or embroidery.
- Do not dry clean.
Why Choose Heartland Stitch?
We get it, because we are it. We're born and raised in the Midwest. From our heartland to yours, we celebrate the moments only we truly understand.
Every tee is embroidered with care, right here in the United States. That means top-notch quality that lasts.
When you choose Heartland Stitch, you're not just buying a shirt—you're supporting a small, local business built on Midwest pride.