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Steve *SUPER SOFT* and exactly as ordered. New daily go-to!
Embroidered Upon Order, Just for You
Ships in 3-5 Days, Arrives in 5-9 Days
45-Day Returns
We've all been there. The crowded grocery aisle, the slightly-too-narrow hallway, the moment you realize you're standing just a little too close. Our Just Gonna Sneak Past Ya tee is for every true Midwesterner who navigates life with polite efficiency and a friendly, apologetic whisper.
This incredibly soft and comfortable t-shirt features that universally recognized, delightfully understated phrase, subtly embroidered for a clean, classic look. It's more than just a tee; it's a knowing nod to a shared cultural moment, a friendly gesture, and a testament to your expert ability to slide by without a fuss. Wear it proudly and connect with fellow "sneakers" everywhere – because sometimes, you just gotta get by.
Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Chest (in) |
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XS | 27 | 16.5 | 31-24 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
XXL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
We get it, because we are it. We're born and raised in the Midwest. From our heartland to yours, we celebrate the moments only we truly understand.
Every tee is embroidered with care, right here in the United States. That means top-notch quality that lasts.
When you choose Heartland Stitch, you're not just buying a shirt—you're supporting a small, local business built on Midwest pride.